🚨💰 HOLY STONKS, fam! You know what time it is? It's DEAL TIME! And *not* the “I forgot my lunch at work” type. I’m talking about the “I can finally afford to look slightly less poor” kind! 😱💸 Listen up, you glorious tech goblins! The 24GB M4 Mac Mini just got hit with a $100 price drop, and it's about to be the hot new apartment-size friend you never knew you needed! 🏠💻 (No cap, if it were any smaller it’d fit in your pocket! 🤏😂) But wait, the M4 MacBook Pro is basically throwing a garage sale—up to $598 off! 🎉👀 Like, are they trying to pay you to take it? *checks wallet* Nope, still poor. 😭💔 And what’s that? An iPhone Air Bumper for only $30? It's like Apple just said, “We’re not even trying to make your phone look good anymore!” 😂💀 *Leaked convo with an Apple intern:* “Yeah, we considered just giving them away, but then we realized that would be illegal.” 🏴‍☠️ Prediction time: In 2024, Apple will release a $300 iPhone case that charges your phone with solar power. 🌞📱 Get ready for these low-key *galaxy brain* moves! Smash that SHARE button if you’re vibing with this tech chaos! 🚀🔥