🚨💥 GATHER 'ROUND, NERDS! Dbrand just turned your boring ol' Steam Machine into a COCKY COMPANION CUBE! 🤖💖💼 Like, why would you want a sleek box when you can have a hopelessly loyal cube that CAN'T even feel pain? 😂 (But honestly, who among us? *looks in mirror* 😢) ✨ Dbrand dropped this hot take: “The Companion Cube cannot feel pain. Or speak. If it tells you otherwise, we urge you to ignore it.” 🚫💬 I mean, we’ve all played Portal – I can’t trust anything that looks this cute! And they’re keeping it limited edition for 2026??? Talk about a classic “this is fine” meme moment. 😅🔥 And Adam Ijaz, CEO of Dbrand, says this design is “an outstanding canvas for creativity.” Bro, with the GameCube and Minecraft skins on deck, my PC is about to enter a whole new dimension of cringe! 🚀💩 Stonks or cringe? You decide! But here’s the tea ☕: Steam Machine is basically the meme version of the Titanic—looks cool, but it's sinking fast! 💔 So, what happens when your sweet new Companion Cube can’t find a game to play? GAME OVER, MAN! You’re holding a glorified paperweight! Prediction alert 🚨: By 2027, the Companion Cube skins will be the rarest thing on eBay, but I’ll still be over here like, “Not my fault, you didn’t level-up your passion for *real* gaming! 🤡💀” Share this to make your friends question their life choices NOW! 😂🔥