🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS STREAMING: DAZN JUST PULLED A MAJOR POWER MOVE ON AMAZON! 🤡💥 The biggest surprise since me getting out of bed this morning: DAZN, that sports streaming buffet of everything from MMA smackdowns to nail-biting golf snoozefests, is now a must-have add-on for your Amazon Prime Video binge-watching adventures in the US and UK! 🇺🇸🇬🇧 But wait, there's a catch! To get your sport fix, you gotta cough up an extra $30 a month, on TOP of your Prime membership! 💰💀 Why? Because Amazon thinks we’re all made of money (stonks 🤑). Who's running this show? The Bezos brain trust? Imagine Jeff Bezos sipping his morning tea, saying, “Let’s charge them more but sprinkles some soccer magic 🌟 and punchy-punch on top!” Developer Quote Leaked: “Honestly, we just want people to gamble away their rent money on fight nights.” 💬🤖 But, hey, if you thought this move was a cringe cash grab, you might be onto something. It’s like your rich uncle flexing his yacht when you can barely afford ramen. This is fine. 🔥 Prediction Alert 🔮: In three months, DAZN will merge with Prime Video into a mega-streaming monster called DAZON, where you can watch eSports and live goats playing soccer simultaneously! Get ready to cope, fam! 😱🚀 Share this with your friends or risk the void! 🥴💔