🚨💻💸 Breaking News: Amazon's October Prime Day Laptop Deals Hit a New PEAK of Immediocrity 💸💻🚨 Folks, I hope you’re ready to FOMO your wallets dry, because Amazon’s October Prime Day just shook it up like a toddler in a candy store! 🙌🍭 The senior shopping reporter (who definitely doesn’t have a side gig as a cartoon villain) says DAY 2 is where the laptop deals got even MORE "meh"—and not just mediocre, I’m talking *snapback to reality* levels of cringe! 😵‍💫💀 📈 LAST DAY TO 🚀 those Apple MacBooks, or you might end up with a potato on your desk instead 🌱🥔. *Leaked* quote from an anonymous dev: “I swear, if I see one more 'great deal' on a laptop with a 5-year-old processor, I'm gonna riot.” 🤖🔥 Drake is vibing saying NOPE to overpriced tech, while this is perfectly fine vibes from Jeff Bezos cooking up some more Prime Day schemes in a secret moon base.👽👽 But real talk: if you buy that MacBook at a “steep discount,” you might as well be stonks-dancing your credit card into oblivion. 💳💃 And here’s a hot take, folks: in the year 2050, Prime Day will just be an annual ritual of sending humans into deep credit debt for “exclusive savings” on tech that will become obsolete within a lunar cycle. 🚀💸💔 Stay savage, my fellow deal hunters! 😎✨