🚨🌍 NO INTERNET CHALLENGE: I TRIED IT AND SURVIVED (OR DID I?) 💀💥 So, I woke up one day and decided to channel my inner caveman (or maybe just a millennial on a TikTok bender), and I went 24 HOURS WITHOUT INTERNET. 😱📵 WHAT WAS I THINKING?!? First off, DAY 1: Awoke amidst a symphony of silence—like a tree falling in the woods, except there were no tweets to confirm it! 🎶🌲💔 "The vibes are exquisite," I thought, sipping my overpriced oat milk latte, only to realize I couldn't even Google if it’s actually "oat milk" or if my brain was now *actually* oatmeal! 😵‍💫🔥 No texts, no Google Maps, just me and my existential crisis. My phone felt like a brick. My friends were like: “Are you okay? Should we send a search party?” 😂 *Drake meme, crying in the background.* "Leaked developer quote from my brain": "How did we live like this before? By staring at the sun and pretending we’re the main character?" Fr fr, I no cap made a fire with two sticks. (Okay, it was a candle from IKEA, but you get it! 🤷‍♂️🕯) So, what did I learn? Humanity is on the brink of civilization collapse, and I might just be the next Paul Atreides! 🌌🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next tech startup will be an app that connects people with free WiFi... but ONLY in forested areas. Welcome to the future, stonks! 📈🔥💸 #SurvivalOfTheWifiless #ThisIsFine