🚨💥BREAKING: Shamillah Bankiya from Dawn Capital served the tea on the Euro venture market, and it’s hotter than your grandma's secret sauce recipe! 😅🍵 In a recent 🔥 episode of Equity, Shamillah shattered the delusions of American tech bros who think Europe is just shoveling out stonks like we’re at a pancake breakfast. 🥞 👀 TOASTED! 😆 Here’s the hot dish: 💸 "Americans think Europe is all about sipping lattes and writing poetry. In reality, we’re busy transforming ideas into billion-dollar companies while you all still argue over TikTok dances." - Shamillah, probably. 🤖💬 The misconceptions are REAL! 😱 But unlike your ex, Shamillah’s coming in clutch to remind us that *not everything is a SaaS model* and *not every startup needs a fancy office that looks like a Pinterest board explosion.* 💥✨ So, if you were clinging to the idea that you could just slap a startup sticker on a van and call it a day, time to face the music, my guy. 🎶💀 Prediction alert! In 2024, we’re all gonna be driving electric unicycles while coding generational wealth on Mars! 🚀💰👽 #TechIsWeirdManifesto Share this with your friends before they commit the cringe of thinking they’re the next Steve Jobs! 🤌🔥