🚨💸 *Breaking News*: David Zaslav, our beloved overlord from Warner Bros. Discovery, just dropped the hottest financial take since *stonks* went viral! 💥 He's out here saying HBO Max is “way underpriced!” 💰 Y’all better grab your wallets, the price hikes are coming, and they’re bigger than Thanos after a Power Hour! 💀🎉 In a convo at what sounds like an ultra-exclusive nerd party (Goldman Sachs Communacopia and Technology Conference - what even is that? 😂), Zaslav whipped out his big-boy corporate words and said, “Quality can command a premium price.” 👀 So basically, if you’re watching 10 seconds of HBO Max goodness for $9.99, get ready to pay *fifty-seven* bucks or something crazy. 🤡✌️ And wait, there's more! Zaslav is about to go *Full-on 1984* with password sharing! 🔒 He’s like, “Hey, NO FREELOADING! We’re coming for you!” 😤 Expect notifications that are 0% cringe and 100% "seethe." Pass the popcorn, fam! 🍿 🚨🔥Prediction Alert: Pretty soon, HBO Max will come with a side of “You owe us $50 for sharing your password.” 🤖💔 Who’s ready to make peace with Netflix? This is fine. 👀 *Chaos incoming!* 🤯💥