🚨 BREAKING: David Sacks is *totally* the tech whisperer in the Trump administration and no one told us! 🤑💥 This man is out here flexing his crypto knowledge like it’s a new TikTok dance move while managing to keep the chaos on a low simmer. 🤡💀 If you don’t know who David Sacks is, you best catch up because he’s out here transforming tech like he’s Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet—no cap! His All-In media presence is legit giving me galaxy brain vibes 🤯: "Sacks, crypto, AI? I guess that's the new 'stonks' meme, huh?" 👀💬 Leaked quote from a confused intern: "I thought we were just selling apps, not using AI to predict the next Fortnite skin update!" Let’s be real: this is the guy you want sliding into your DMs when you’re trying to secure that sweet NFT deal. But truthfully, he’s also the type to show up to a SBB meeting while wearing flip-flops and a crypto hoodie. Major cringe, my dude! **Prediction Time:** In 2024, we’ll see Sacks running for office, promising to replace everything with crypto, and I’ll be there with popcorn 🍿 watching the world burn. Talk about a chaotic timeline—this is fine! 🔥🤖 #DavidSacks2024 #CryptoOverload