🔥💰👀 BREAKING: David Sacks calls out Anthropic like it’s a YouTube reaction vid! 🎥💥 He’s all like, “Y’all are just fear-mongering to get your regulatory game on lock,” 🤡💀 and honestly, he might be onto something. Talk about playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers! 🤖🕵️‍♂️ So Sacks 🧙‍♂️—the self-proclaimed AI ADULT™ and White House czar—wakes up one morning and decides he’s had ENOUGH of Anthropic’s “big boogeyman” vibes. It’s like when Drake says “nah” to cringe, and he’s pointing at Anthropic like, “NOPE!” 👎💔 #DrakeApproved Meanwhile, Jack Clark 👔, co-founder of Anthropic, is probably sitting there like, “But it’s all in the name of safety!” 🍂🌈 That’s just a coping mechanism, bro. *THIS IS FINE* 🔥🐶 Rumor has it, Sacks is just waiting to drop this gem: “Let’s be real, if AI gets outta hand, we’re basically looking at Skynet v2.0.” 🤯💥 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a year, Anthropic will drop a new AI called “Regulatrix” that predicts regulatory responses like fortune-telling! 🪄🚀 Get ready for the “yes, please” or “no thank you” AI consultation! 🤪💰 Tag your friends, tell them to buckle up! 🚀 This tech drama is juicier than a TikTok food hack! 🍔✨