🚨📚 BIG NEWS ALERT: David Pogue just dropped a bombshell that’s about to send you back to the future… 🕰️✨ Introducing "Apple: The First 50 Years" — aka the pre-order of the century! Pre-order now, or forever hold your peace, fam! 🤯💀💰 Now, for those of you who don’t know, David Pogue is like the Yoda of tech journalism—he's been 📱☠️ slinging shade at Apple since before the iPhone was even a sparkle in Steve Jobs' eye. I mean, this dude probably got a gold Apple Watch just for being 50 years old in Apple years. 😂🍏 Expect hot tea spilled on how a fruit company became the “most valuable thing since the invention of sliced bread” - no cap! 💸🔥 We're talkin' wild stories, 🍏 photos that age like fine wine, and “fresh interviews” that’ll have you questioning if Tim Cook is actually a robot. 🤖 *"Are we sure Tim isn’t an AI built to sell more iPhones?" said some over-caffeinated developer* ☕💭 So grab your wallet and kick your own ‘this is fine’ moment to the curb because this book is about to be as iconic as the “This Is Fine” meme during a Reddit meltdown! 🚀🔥 Prediction: Apple will release a “special edition” book that costs more than my rent. Stonks, baby! 📈💀👀 #Based #MemeTheFuture