🚨🔥 Y’all ever heard of Dave Vellante? ✨ He’s out here dropping “Breaking Analysis” like it’s the next season of your favorite Netflix series 😂💥! This week? It’s a *fire emoji* collection of tech wisdom straight from the SiliconANGLE crystal ball 🔮. "Bro, this is just a glorified data dump!" — said absolutely no one, ever. *Fr fr,* it's *theCUBE* throwing shade on boring spreadsheets with some spicy ETR spending data 🚀💸, and we’re here for it! No cap, if you thought your cat videos were the peak of entertainment — hold my drink. 🥴 “Data-driven? More like data ‘who asked?’ 😂” said a disgruntled dev 🤖, as they stared at yet another graph that looks like a bad stock market prediction 📉. Meanwhile, the true MVP of this saga, *theCUBE Insights*, is assembling the tech Avengers with knowledge bombs 💣 to guide us through the barren wasteland of enterprise tech. 📈 Stonks? You mean *stonks on FIRE* 🔥💰. But hold up! 😳 My unhinged prediction? In 2025, Dave unveils the first sentient cube that does your taxes *and* makes bad puns. You heard it here first! 🤡👀