🚨💔 BREAKING: Hily just launched a feature that's gonna make your phone hotter than your last Tinder match!!! 🔥🔥 Say hello to Consent Guard: the *totally needed* pop-up asking if you wanna see nudes of your match. You know, because scrolling through dating apps isn’t already like exploring a minefield of bad choices and even worse picks 🤢🤡💀. ✨According to “totally-not-fictional” dev quotes, “We thought, why not add another layer of anxiety to the dating experience?!” 😂💔 No cap, who NEEDS anxiety when swiping left could save you from a potential nude-pocalypse?! 😱🚫✌️ But fr fr, we’ve got only two types of users: the brave souls like Drake pointing at that ‘YES’ button and the absolute cowards vibing in the ‘NOPE’ lane like they stepped into ‘This Is Fine’ meme territory. 🔥🚗💨 Look, folks, we all know the only thing less trustworthy than your average dating app is a text that says “I’m on my way” but is actually just them LMFAO. So what’s next? An upgrade for rejection notifications? “Hey there, you’ve been ghosted! 🎃👻” Hot take 🔥: This will lead to a whole new evolution of "nude anxiety," and we’ll soon have a dating app just for NON-nudes. Think about it, guys... with how wild this is going, “Nudeless” might just be the next big app drop! 🚀💰💔 #SendNudes #ButNotReally