🚨🔥 BREAKING: Get ready for the EXCLUSIVE tea at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! ☕💔 The dating app *Cerca* is about to pull back the curtain on how Gen Z really dates... Spoiler alert: it’s chaos! 🤡💀 In an era where swiping and ghosting has replaced actual romance like it’s a TikTok trend, Myles Slayton (the banking intern who’s more relatable than your ex) is here to save the day—or at least try? 🦸‍♂️💸 “We’re on our phones more than ever,” Myles said *while swiping left on love*. “I thought to myself, ‘Why are dating apps terrible?’” 🤔💻 Brb, dying of cringe... 💀 But fr fr, how can we fix the disaster that is modern dating? Myles is on a mission to turn dating into a combo of *The Bachelor* and *survivor*, where only the STONKS 🤑 genuinely get love. His genius plan? Proximity-based matchmaking that actually considers your cringe-factor. Mark my words: in three weeks, dating apps will adopt “Cerca” like it’s the new avocado toast! 🥑🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We tried coding love; it ended up as a 404 error. But hey, at least we made it cute!” 🤖 So buckle up, folks! My hot take? In 2025, we’ll either find our soulmates or end up with a collective mental breakdown on Twitch! 😭✨ #SwipingIntoChaos