🚀💰 Y'ALL. Datadog just dropped the new hotness, and it ain't just that puppy dog meme 🐶💥. Their stock just leaped like a cat on a Roomba—UP 15%+ after flexing some wild Q3 revenue: $885.7M, which is like, higher than my expectations for my New Year's resolutions 🤡💀. Your boy Jaures Yip from CNBC just spilled the tea: they projected Q4 revenue to hit between $912M and $916M, which is straight-up higher than my caffeine intake on a Monday morning 💀☕. Wall Street was all like 😱 when they saw that. Bet they're making that "Drake pointing" meme at their previous estimates like “Not this, but THIS!” 🔥 “We’re just trying to do our part in the stonks game,” says an *imaginary* Datadog dev, while passionately trying to explain why the cloud is not just a fluffy thing in the sky ☁️. Meanwhile, the stockholders are out here feeling like they just solved a Rubik's cube: “Based!” Final hot take: If this keeps up, Datadog is gonna buy out the entire cloud access rights, and suddenly we’ll all be living in a computer simulation ran by cute doggos. This is fine™. 😱💾💥 📈 Share this with your friends or risk being a total cringe! ✌️😜