🚨🚨 HOLD UP, tech fam! We gotta talk about Datadog, the *goodest boy* of the stock market! 🐶💰 Their shares just skyrocketed 🚀 by a whopping 23.1%—and no, that’s not a typo 😱. We're talking about that 🔥 sweet $$$ after they dropped an earnings report that had analysts doing the cha-cha slide all over the place. 💸💥 "We expected $0.45, but they pulled out a $0.55! This is not a drill, folks!" Quote from some imaginary analyst who probably just spilled coffee on their keyboard. 💻☕️ These guys are the Avengers of observability tools, tackling cyber threats like Thor swinging Mjolnir. 🦸‍♂️💥 “I guess stonks really do go up when you actually do your job well,” said some dev in a dark corner of the office, probably coding while /gibberish.mode is on. 🤖💻 Let’s be real, if your earnings were a meme, they’d be the Drake pointing meme ➡️ “Invest in Datadog.” Meanwhile, every other cybersecurity firm is sitting in a burning room saying, “This is fine.” 🔥😰 So here’s my hot take: next week, Datadog’s gonna announce they’ve figured out how to stop the dark web and the stocks will go full galaxy brain 🚀💫. Stay tuned, fam! 👀💥