🚨💸 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF CODE, COFFEE, & GREENBACKS!* 💸🚨 Yo fam, Databricks just flexed harder than your dad at a barbecue! 🍔🔥 They’re in talks to raise cash at a galaxy-brain valuation of **$130 BILLION**. That’s a **30% glow-up** from their last fundraiser where they only pulled in a measly $1 BILLION during their Series K! 💰💰 Like, chill fam, how many zeros do we need? 🤡💀 But wait, it gets juicier! 🍹🍭 They're SLAPPING AI tools into the hands of customers like they’re handing out candy on Halloween. 🎃👻 You want to develop AIs? Well, Databricks is like “Here are the keys to the kingdom, my dude!” 🚀💻 Someone in the boardroom probably said, "Let’s make it rain!" 🌧️💵 and then the dance party started. CEO: “Stonks will go 💥 if we raise more dough!” *Leaked quote from a developer*: “This is fine... but also chaotic and I just spilled coffee on my keyboard.” ☕🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: At this rate, Databricks will soon have a **higher valuation than the GDP of some small countries**. 💥 C’mon, let’s just TRIPLE our estimates and see if anyone will give us money! *Plz send help.* 🤌😵‍💫 Get ready, world! The next big bubble is about to blow!💨💥🔥