🐉💰 **BREAKING NEWS: Databricks Is Gonna Tect-On Your Wallet!** 💰🐉 So, peeps, Databricks just pulled a *major* power move, and they’re grabbing Tecton like it’s the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup. 🍕💀 Tecton, the *hot* new player in the ML application game (valued at a whopping 💸 $900M last year! 👑) is now becoming part of the Databricks fam. Why? Because who doesn’t want more AI agents roaming around like they own the place? 🤖✨ "Honestly, I just wanted more revenue streams and less sleep," said a *totally real* developer at Databricks, who may or may not have been wearing a cape. 🦸‍♂️💻 The deal amount is undisclosed, which just screams “Our accountant is sweating profusely.” 🔥💀 In the world where ML models are the new crypto (🔥💸), it's pretty clear that everyone and their grandma is rushing to be the ‘stonks’ emoji of the tech space. 🚀📈 Get ready, folks, because in a few years, if you haven't got a Tecton bot in your house doing your laundry, are you even living? 🤡 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** Next up, Databricks will deploy an AI to break up with your ex for you, live on-stage. 💔👀 #levelup #databricks #tecton #ai4life