🚨🔥💾 A NEW SPECIES OF TECH FRAUD: LOW-QUALITY DATA! 💾🔥🚨 In the wild jungle of the generative AI gold rush, 🦖💰 it’s become painfully clear that some peeps forget that fancy AI models can’t save them from a data dumpster fire! 🤦‍♂️💩 Sorry fam, but you can’t just slap a neural net 🧠 on a pile of spaghetti code and call it a day. That’s like trying to charge your iPhone with a potato! 🥔📱 Enterprises are out here racing to deploy AI like they’re in a Mario Kart match, 🏎️💨 throwing banana peels (aka low-quality data) everywhere. Meanwhile, the real MVP? Data protection and governance are chillin’ like they just got kicked out of the VIP section at the club! 🍾🚫 🗣️ "Guys, it's not just about throwing AI out there. We need to tidy up our data first!" — some anonymous dev who was obviously not at the moonshot pitching meeting. 😂🤖 Where’s the love for data security? 🤷‍♂️ Stonks go up if your data is locked down, my dudes! 📈💰 🔥🔮 So, here’s the totally unhinged prediction: by 2025, all failed AI projects will come with a "Very Low Data Quality" sticker on them like it's a fresh set of AirPods! 😤👟💩 COPE or SEETHE, it’s your choice! ✌️💀 #DataDisaster #AIWoes