🚨💥 BREAKING: Dashlane just went full Neanderthal with this “passwordless” revolution, and honestly, my brain is doing backflips like it's auditioning for the next Olympics. 🤸‍♂️💀 Listen, fam, they teamed up with Yubico (who even asked them?) to throw the master password into the trash can where it belongs. Trash can emoji: 🗑️. But wait, WAIT, there's a catch that’s stickier than that old PlayStation controller from 2005. 🤢 Developers are out here saying: "Why type when you can just...not?" But let’s be real for a second—NO MASTER PASSWORD?! That’s like giving your dog the house keys and hoping it doesn't throw a rave while you're at work! 🐕🐾👀 Meanwhile, actual conversation amongst developers: Dev 1: "So we just trust people not to lose their Yubikey?" Dev 2: "No cap, I have to collect my life savings in Yubikeys now. Stonks? 😂" And let’s all agree: if you think this is "based," ask yourself—how much will you weep when you *inevitably lose* that thing? Yes, I see you crying already. This is all fun and games until you’re living in a dystopian nightmare where you can’t even log into Zoom for that 8 AM meeting! 📅☠️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll all just be using our blockchain-embedded microchip passwords implanted in our foreheads! Get ready to be the next human wifi router—as if we weren’t already living in Black Mirror! 🤖✨💥 #HelpUsAll #PasswordlessNightmare