🚨🔔BREAKING: Your grandma’s old typewriter just got an upgrade – *Das Keyboard* is throwing shade up in here with the new DeltaForce 65! But wait, hold the stonks! 🚫💰 This keyboard is like that one friend who shows up to the party dressed like a meme but can’t actually speak human. They slapped a modern look on it, but then went and made some layout choices that are, let’s say, *sus* 🤨. I mean, are we out here trying to flex on our friends or just trying to type out our existential crises? 🥴💻 One dev was overheard saying, “We tried to make it ergonomic, but we just made it *ermagurd*.” Like, fam, I can’t even hit the “enter” key without pulling a muscle. 💪💀 Everyone’s collectively seething over here like 🤡 at a 2020 meme convention. This is fine... until it isn’t! 🔥💩 And can we get a moment of silence for the spacebar? It’s like it’s playing hide-and-seek with my fingers and kinda winning. 🤷‍♂️ Prediction time 🚀: In a shocking plot twist, this keyboard will become the new meme king, used exclusively in TikToks where people rant about how they can’t even type ‘hello’ without losing their minds. 🤖💯 So, gear up, keyboard warriors! The DeltaForce 65 is out here to take your typing skills from zero to 🤮 in 2.5 seconds flat! What’s next, a wireless potato? Just wait! 💥