🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT! DARKTRACE UNLEASHES THE SHADOWV2 BOTNET ON YOUR DOCKER! ⚠️🤖💥 So, you thought you were safe in the cloud, huh? Well, think again, fam! 🤡💀 According to our friends over at Darktrace (who are y'know, NOT actually *the* Dark Knights), Hackers are leveling up their game with the new ShadowV2 botnet. Like, are they running out of ideas? This is the cyber equivalent of using your grandpa’s flip phone to text memes. 🔥📱 These cyber chads are turning traditional malware into a full-on "as-a-service" platform. Gotta love that cringey "ransomware as a service" vibe! 💰💰 Here’s a hot take: this kind of cybercrime is basically the stonks meme IRL— 🚀 Just when you think it's dead, it pops off at a 1000% increase! “Leaked developer quote” 🤫: “We thought Docker was safe, but nope! Just another *Docker* in the meme-osphere of chaos!” 😂 Whatcha gonna do? Just sit there while AWS does *this is fine*? 🤷‍♂️✨ Prediction: In 2024, we'll all be paying a subscription fee for a “Cloud Security as a Service” that doesn’t even cover basic Docker vulnerabilities! Chaos is coming. Get your popcorn ready 🍿🍿!