🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Darktrace Just Made A Power Move! 🤖💰 In a plot twist that even the most dramatic soap operas could *never* dream up, machine learning cybersecurity wizards Darktrace just swooped in and snatched up Mira Security like it was a limited edition NFT nobody wanted. 🥴👀 You heard that right folks! They're gonna boost encrypted traffic visibility like you boost your WiFi signal when you're dodging your landlord! 🚀💀 Stonks 💹 are about to go *up* because this acquisition means Darktrace is set to decrypt encrypted network traffic like it's a mystery novel with a terrible plot twist. “Oh, you thought your encrypted messages were safe? 😂💡”—some Darktrace dev probably said that while sipping overpriced coffee. In a “leaked” chat, one dev was heard letting out a *sigh*: “So… now we can see all the cat memes you thought were private? 😼💻 This is fine.” 🐕 Let’s be real, though—who's actually safe in our cyber jungle? 🦁 Cringe companies still using basic passwords & hoping for the best! This acquisition might just lead us to the new age of “I literally just hacked YOU!!!” 🔥💀 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, your toaster will have better security than your bank account. *Mark my words!* 🤪💥 #justsaying