🚨📺 BREAKING NEWS: Dark Matter Season 2 is COMING, and we’re all just here like: "Didn’t Apple TV just drop like 4 other shows? Why are we still doing this?!” 🤔💀 💫 So, grab your tinfoil hats, fam, because this sci-fi journey through the void of Apple’s endless content black hole is getting a sequel! 🍏💥 Last year’s hit (for four people and a cat) left us with more questions than answers. Like literally, that was the POINT, right? 🤷‍♂️💫 But here’s the tea ☕️ – according to *totally legit* leaked quotes from the development team, we might finally get some ACTUAL explanations! A developer was overheard saying, “We’re basically adding more plot holes just to mess with viewers. It’s like cosmic whack-a-mole, fr fr.” 😏🔥 Meanwhile, Apple is out here cashing in on our collective curiosity like: “Stonks!” 📈💰 (as they quickly switch to selling *Dark Matter* merchandise as well). Drake is pointing, but he’s just as confused. 😳👆 Here’s my hot take: Season 2 is gonna be so mind-blowing, it'll put your galaxy brain to shame...or it's gonna send us all spiraling into another existential crisis. Take your pick, fam. 🤡✨ Also, remember to keep your eyes peeled for behind-the-scenes TikToks — because nothing screams ‘serious sci-fi’ like over-applied filters and *kawaii* spaceships. 🚀👾