💀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Dario Amodei Takes a Field Trip to India! 🍛🚀 In a plot twist that we absolutely did *not* see coming, Anthropic's top dog Dario Amodei is hopping over to India like a chai-loving kangaroo! 🦘☕️ Sources say he's sniffing around for a new office in Bengaluru, likely looking for the best samosas to fuel his AI dreams! 🤖💭 But wait, it's not just about the snacks! Dario's trying to seal the deal with Reliance, which is basically India's equivalent of stonks 💹—they're like, "AI? Bet!" while the rest of us are here like *this is fine* 🔥 (seriously, someone give this man a fire extinguisher). One 'leaked' quote from an Anthropic dev said, “If we can get Reliance to back us, we’ll be the Avengers of AI! No cap! 💰🌍” Another dev muttered, “Why not just run an AI startup from a beach in Goa?” 🌴 So what’s the prediction? 🤔 Strap in, fam! The next big wave of disembodied robot voices might be dishing out epic dosa recipes! 🍽️ I see an AI chef crossover episode coming to Netflix faster than you can say "machine learning!" 📺🔥 Get ready for some meme-worthy chaos! 🤡 Share this with your fellow tech nerds—let's make this go viral!