🚀💰 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Flatpay just hit that stonks level of "Holy macaroni, we just raised €145M like it’s pocket change!" 💀💸 This Danish startup, winning over small & medium businesses (SMBs), is flexin’ harder than your buddy who just copped the new iPhone but can’t pay rent. Sorry, not sorry! 💳✨ In a plot twist that not even Netflix could script, Flatpay did the unimaginable: crossed €100M of ARR (that’s Annual Recurring Revenue, for the non-techies out here). 🧠💥 I mean, come on, did we REALLY need another app to swipe our cards? What’s next? Paying with our tears? 😂💦 One "leaked" Flatpay dev was overheard saying: “We just wanted to make payments easier... now we're out here making it rain 💸💸. If you’re not using us, you might as well be using carrier pigeons!” 🕊️✨ So, let me drop a hot take: In 5 years, instead of cash, we’ll be swiping our love interests’ hearts with Flatpay's new 'Date Now Pay Later' feature. The true future of love is here, and it’s bafflingly chaotic! 🤡🔥💖 What a time to be alive, folks! Share this wild ride! 🚀💥