🚨UNHOLY NEWS ALERT: Spotify CEO Daniel Ek is bouncing faster than a TikTok dance trend, and we’re all screaming, "WHO DIS?!” 😱💀 Hold up, fam! The man who turned our sad playlists into weekend bangers is outta here 🌌🚀! That’s right, your king of ‘just one more podcast’ is being replaced by two new overlords: Gustav Söderström and Alex Norström. 🤖👑 The ultimate duo poised to rule Spotify like it’s a battleground for “who can make worse suggestions for playlists” 🤡🔥 Söderström, the tech wizard and current co-president, and Norström, a business beast, are stepping in like Drake pointing at what they hope will be a “better, more profitable Spotify” meme while the rest of us are just nodding like the “this is fine” dog 🤷‍♂️🐶. And get this, some *totally real* developer was overheard saying, “We’re adding a skip button for life advice because at this point, we all need it!” 😂💔 Here’s the kicker, folks: I predict that Spotify will soon launch *NFT playlists* where users can pay *actual money* to listen to songs they can’t stand. Stonks? More like skrrrtttt🤯💰. Stay tuned, cause this ride just got turbocharged! 🚀✨💃