🎤🔥💀 BREAKING: Daniel Ek is stepping down from Spotify... but does anyone actually care? 😂💔 Like, no cap, the music industry has been throwing shade at Spotify harder than a 5-year-old throwing a tantrum in the candy aisle. 🍭💰 You thought poor audio quality and giving Joe Rogan a cool milli was the worst? Nah fam, it’s the *war machine* funding that’s got artists like Hotline TNT and Godspeed You! Black Emperor saying "WTF, bruh?" 🤦‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Yeah, we thought Ek would turn off the money faucet... but nah, he’s just refilling the tank with defense contracts. This isn’t even a betrayal; it’s a DLC we never signed up for! 😂💸” Meanwhile, Spotify users are just vibing like “This is fine” while listening to the same 5 tracks on repeat. 🎧🙃 Drake is pointing one way, but we’re headed the *other*. 🚀 Someone tell Ek that greenwashing won't save his throne! And here's the kicker: my hot take is that Spotify's *actual* next CEO will be a cat with a meme account because they’d still do a better job than anyone in the boardroom. 🐱💥 Get ready for that “MEOW-sic streaming revolution,” fam! This chaos is just getting started. 🤪💣