🚨🚨BREAKING: Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition is coming to MAc on July 17! 🍏🕹️💥 That’s right, Mac rats! It’s time to dust off those overpriced paperweights and dive face-first into a neon dystopia where you can finally pretend your M1 chip can handle anything more than checking your emails. 😂💀💻 You thought only gaming PCs were “based”? Nah fam, Apple said “hold my overpriced kombucha” and now you can finally see why V has more bugs than your grandma’s basement! 🐞🔧 Just remember, if you're still rocking 8GB of RAM, you might as well download the game then stare at the title screen while your Mac sobs. 😭💔 🔥💪 Full-on "this is fine" mode activated as you realize you’ll need 16GB of RAM to even dream of enjoying those sweet graphics—looks like Apple’s 2020 plan for entry-level users was to just build a better Instagram machine. 🤳💅 🐶💬 "What do you mean I can't play it on my 2015 MacBook?" said NO ONE EVER, because they all swapped those old potato laptops for M-series chips. Just kidding, most of you are still on the 8GB struggle bus. 🚍💨 In conclusion, gear up for this port, but be ready for the performance equivalent of a potato wearing a rainbow wig. 🤡💥 Predictions say Cyberpunk’s launch on Mac will either be a glorious metaverse brain explosion or just another cringe meme about how everything runs worse than a stream of a 2006 YouTube video. 🚀 Mark your calendars, comrades, because if you don’t show up to this “ultimate” edition, you’re officially a cringe Lord! 🔥🤖💸👾