🚨💔 BREAKING: The CyberArk and HashiCorp vaults are about as secure as a screen door on a submarine! 🚢💦 Picture this: hackers vibing like they're at Coachella while they remotely crack open your corporate secrets like it's the world’s cringiest piñata! 🍭🤡 Researchers found 14 vulnerabilities (yes, FOURTEEN, like a teen's TikTok follower count) called Vault Fault that could give cybercriminals VIP access to your data faster than you can say "your mom's WiFi password." 🔑💀 In an exclusive leaked convo, a "senior developer" was like, "I'm just trying to protect my secrets, bro!" Meanwhile, the executives are out here like Drake pointing away from security. Drake knows it’s cringe. ☠️⬅️ "Don't worry," they said while their systems were compromised. "It's fine," they said, as they were sipping coffee. This is fine. **🔥** But WAIT, there’s more! You thought remote vault takeover was only for Hollywood hackers in movies? Nah fam, this is real life! Seethe and cope, security teams, you thought you were gonna sleep tonight? Nah, fam! 😳 Here’s the hot take: In 2024, the hackers are getting their own reality show and CyberArk is gonna sponsor it! 🤯📺 They’ll dish out secrets like Oprah with cars! “You get a vault break! YOU get a vault break!” 💸💸 SMASH that share button if you want a front-row seat to this dumpster fire!🔥🔗 #VaultFault #CyberSecurityIsSoLastYear