🚨💥BREAKING: Cybercriminals Just DECAPITATED SECURITY with CORNFLAKE.V3! 🥴👀🔥 So you thought your biggest threat was your Wi-Fi going down during the latest Fortnite tournament? 😂 Think again! Enter UNC5518, the cyber bad boys who decided that deploying a backdoor named CORNFLAKE.V3 is the new way to make stonks 💰, and no, this isn’t some cereal marketing ploy, fam. 🤡 According to Google’s fancy cybersecurity squad, Mandiant (which sounds like a sci-fi spaceship but is probably just dudes in hoodies), these cyber peeps are using a social engineering tactic called ClickFix. Sounds like a lame mobile app, no cap. 😵 Picture a fake CAPTCHA page that says, "Are you a robot? 🤖🤔" to which the answer is always “Yes,” when 100% of us are browsing with our brains on autopilot like this: *this is fine* 🔥. One imaginary developer was heard to say, "I just wanted to build my Minecraft castle, now I'm part of a cornflake conspiracy!" 🌽💀 So, if your mom is ever like, "What’s that CAPTCHA thing?" just remind her: it’s a ticket to the ultimate backdoor party, and she didn’t RSVP. 🚪💨 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be trading our personal data for free Wi-Fi, and hackers will be selling avocado toast in the metaverse while we all just sit here like this: *Drake pointing to the CORNFLAKE backdoor* 👍👎. Buckle up, fam!