🚨💰ATTENTION ALL HOSPITALS!💰🚨 You’re officially on the business end of the tech knife! 🗡️💀 Cyber attacks are costing the healthcare sector a whopping $600K/hour—like, what’s that, one surgery? 😂💸 So, while you're trying to save lives, hackers are out here like "stonks" 💥, raking in cash like it's a Black Friday sale. But wait, Alberta Health Services is LOWKEY the hero we didn’t know we needed! They’re deploying AI—yes, that’s right, AI—like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coding bootcamp 🍕🤖. “We’re using advanced AI to bolster our defenses,” said some *totally real* developer (probably sipping ramen) 🥢💻. “It’s like putting firewalls on firewalls, my dude! This is fine...or is it?” Picture it: a mix of 🦸‍♀️ superheroes + AI that’s smarter than your average tech bro on LinkedIn. Can’t wait for the big reveal of “AI Doctor 3000” that automatically files lawsuits against hackers while performing heart surgery. 🔥😱 So, here’s the hot take: in 5 years, hospitals will have more AI than actual doctors. Cope with that! 🚀💯💀 Don’t forget to load up on those memes, or you’ll be stuck in a waiting room of cringe! Share this nugget of chaos now! 🥳✨✌️