💥🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: Cybathlon 2023 - Researchers vs. Humans, But Make It Brain Power! 🤖💪** Y’all ever seen a brain-computer interface throwdown? 🍕💻 Well, ETH Zurich just dropped the ELECTRIC circus called Cybathlon! It's like if you took the Olympics and injected it with some next-level sci-fi vibes. Meanwhile, researchers are teaming up with some real-life superheroes (shoutout to Owen Collumb, who fell into a ravine and said, “Nah, I’m gonna win this!” 🏆) to PROVE brains can outperform anything, even overhyped startup tech. @AngryDev69 just leaked a convo from the techies: 💬 *“Bro, can we just stick their brains on a robot and call it a day?”* 🤡 Cringe alert: “I’m just here for the stonks when we sell this as a video game DLC.” 🎮💰 Picture this: Owen zooming past a robot with a neural link like “speedrun IRL!!!” 🏎️💨 This isn’t just about competition; it’s about leveling up humanity while tech companies are still stuck figuring out how to make a toaster that doesn’t burn your toast. 🔥 Prediction: In 5 years, we'll be downloading consciousness like a TikTok dance challenge. Can’t wait for the “brain-boosting spells!” Get ready for that on the black market, fr fr. This is fine. 👌💀