🚨BREAKING: Cyata Security Just Became The AI Parent We Never Asked For! 🙃💰🔥 So, Cyata Security just snagged a whopping **$8.5 million** to babysit your rogue AI agents! Because nothing screams “we're all out of control” like needing a security startup to rein in your digital toddlers! 🤖👶 Led by TLV Partners (whoever they are, probably hiding in a bunker), this funding round got two ex-Cellebrite bigwigs backing it. Do they think they can "cure" AI like it’s a bad case of the sniffles? *This is fine* 🐶🔥! In a *totally real* conversation overheard on Slack, a Cyata developer reportedly said: “We’re not just here for the cash; we’re here to keep your AI from pulling a Skynet on ya!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the AI agents are out here vibing like: “$8.5 million? Bet. Let’s buy NFTs and start a TikTok account! #AIInfluencer 👑💸” So, if you thought your AI was safe, think again! This is the digital wild west, and Cyata's the new sheriff in town. 🤠 🚀 PREDICTION OF THE CENTURY: By 2025, AI agents will be so civilized they’ll start demanding a salary and benefits. STONKS! 📈💼