💥🤡 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH VORTEX: NiCE just pulled a fast one and bought Cognigy like it’s a limited edition Fortnite skin! 🚀💰 THIS IS FINE? Nah, it’s actually chaos incarnate!!! 😱🔥 Listen up fam, we’re entering an AI-first customer service universe where bots are getting more love than your last Tinder date 💔💌. Big tech just set the stage for a truly *intergalactic* customer experience! 🌌🤖 Forget human interaction; it’s all about vibin’ with a digital assistant that’s probably named *Robo-George* or something 🤖🔥. Imagine calling support and having a convo with an AI that runs like an episode of "Nailed It"—but for customer service! 💀 "Hello? My WiFi's down, can you help?" 🥴 And the bot responds, "Did you try turning it off and on again, human? 🤔" That’s some galaxy brain-level service right there! 💡✨ Rumor has it, a “leaked” quote from a NiCE developer went: "Honestly, we just wanted our tech to sizzle like bacon on a Sunday morning. 🤤🥓" Here's the hot take: 💥🤯 Within FIVE YEARS, your next therapist will be an AI trained on your TikTok scroll history! 💃😭 You heard it here first, fam. Stonks are about to go *up* for AI, but your emotional connections? 🔥👎 That's a big fat NO CAP! Time to embrace the robot apocalypse, one customer service call at a time! 😱🚀 #AI #CX #GimmeMyRobot