🚨🔥 ATTENTION, INTERNET FAM: Are you tired of Google shoving *random* sites in your face like some weird cousin at a BBQ? 🥴🤡 Well, grab your virtual pitchforks 'cause we’re about to GIT GUD at customizing those search results! 💥💻 Here’s the tea: 🫖 You can tweak Google’s algorithm like it’s your backup dancer! 💃 Just hit those settings like you're smashing F5 during a sale. 🤑 Toggle that "Customize Your Search" button like a DJ mixing a banger. 🎶 And BAM, suddenly your fave websites are front row at the search results concert! 🤯💥 And what’s up with ZDNet's “Recommends”? 😂 Sounds like they're just scrolling Reddit for clout 🤭. "After hours of intense research," they say. Bet they were really just up late with energy drinks, glued to memes! *Leaked developer quote:* 👨‍💻 “We only recommend what our cat sits on while we ignore other sites. Based approach, no cap.” 🐱🔥 So you can scour the internet like a true digital predator, stat padding your search like a gamer hunting for loot. 💪🎮 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, Google will be recommending cat memes instead of search results. Just you wait! 💀🚀 #CringeORBased?