🚨💰 BREAKING: CuspAI just bagged a whopping $100 MILLION like it’s Black Friday at the tech mall! 🏬💸 Led by NEA and Temasek, these guys are clearly not coasting on the "AI hype train" but are instead boarding the “AI for Materials” jet to the ✈️ GALAXY! 🌌👾 They’re basically the mad scientists of the tech world, conjuring up AI models like they're casting spells in a Hogwarts chemistry lab. 🧙‍♂️⚗️ Shoutout to the nerds for flexing their PhD muscles while the rest of us struggle to even make instant ramen. 🍜💔 You know the vibes—CuspAI is out here making materials discovery more *lit* than your last family BBQ. 🔥 Rumor has it, when asked about this funding, a developer mumbled, “$100M? Yeah, we’re basically the Elon Musk of materials now.” 😂💀 And, honestly, can we stop treating funding rounds like reality TV? This is a cringe fest, fam. 🤡 Hot take: In 3 years, your toaster will be able to discover new materials while burning your bagel to a crisp because it has “AI.” This is fine. 🔥🤣 #StonksGoBrrr!