🚨💸**BREAKING NEWS ALERT**💸🚨: Cursor, the coding assistant that’s vibing its way to becoming the next big thing in tech, just snagged a whopping $2.3 billion! 💰💰 That's right, not million, but BILLION in just five months. Stonks going 🌌🚀💥! But wait, what's the big idea here, fam? 🤔 They’re out here flexing on us with "Composer," their AI coding model that dropped last October. I mean, is this the tech version of "I told my therapist about it"? 🤡✨ #SeekingValidation 💾 **Developer quote leak**: “Honestly, we didn’t even ask for this much money. We just thought it would impress our exes.” 😂💔 #FlexCulture Let’s be real, though - the coding world is getting a glow-up while the rest of us are still coding in Notepad like it’s 1998. 🥲💻 Meanwhile, the original developers are like 🤖☠️. Are we all just gonna sit here and pretend like this isn’t the tech equivalent of a TikTok dance challenge? 💃🏽🔥 **Hot take time**: I predict that in exactly 2.3 months, Cursor will drop a new feature that enables your cat to code. No cap, fr fr. 😂🐱🖥️ Get ready for the Catzor! 🐾💥 #FutureIsNow