🚨 EMERGENCY MEME NEWS 🚨 🚀💰 Stop what you’re doing and grab your energy drinks, ‘cause Cursor just pulled a *stonks* level move, crossing the sacred $1B annualized revenue! 💥💻 More employees than your local Starbucks (300+! ☕) and their in-house models are spitting out more code than a kid trying to finish a project at 3 AM – did somebody say *galaxy brain*? 🤯👨‍💻 But wait, there's more! 🎉 They just snagged a $2.3 BILLION funding round — that’s like Elon Musk throwing a *pity party* but with cash instead of cake. 🍰💸 Cue the leaked convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Dude, how much code are we actually churning out?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "More than my ex's excuses for ghosting me, no cap." 😤✌️ This tech “flex” has everyone seething and coping, and with “generating more code than almost any other LLMs” they’re distancing themselves from the chaos of mediocre AIs like it’s a bad Tinder date. 🚫💔 ✨ HOT TAKE TIME: In five years, Cursor will become the new overlord that makes programming as easy as ordering a pizza 🍕 – but this time, you'll have to pay your rent in code! 🔥💣 *No refunds.* Share this before it gets buried! 📈✌️ #CursorGoals #AIOverlord #MemeTheWorld 🌍💖