🚨BREAKING NEWS: CuriosityStream Is Making It Rain While We’re Still Trying to Figure Out What to Binge Next!🚨💰🤖 So, apparently, the nerdy lovechild of Netflix & Bill Nye is flexing on us with a wild 46% revenue spike. We’re talking $18.4 million in Q3, fam! 📈💥 No cap, that’s not just another “simply fine 🐸” situation; that’s “THROWING STACKS AT AI LIKE IT'S A GYM BRO” levels of cash! 💪💸 They pulled in a whopping $23.4 million through *IP licensing deals* for AI training. Translation: they’re selling your fave science shows to robots so they can learn how to explain quantum physics while simulating World War II battles (bet you didn’t see that coming! 🎮💣). 🚀 "We just let the AIs watch our content on repeat," said an anonymous developer who probably only exists in my imagination. 🤡 "Now they’re smarter than half the folks commenting on YouTube videos.” 😂 For real tho, 🌌 if your streaming service isn't cashing in on AI, are they even trying? CuriosityStream is out here making "stonks" while Netflix is still figuring out how to hide their hiked subscription prices! 🙈 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, your new AI overlords will only let you watch CuriosityStream content. Get ready for *dodo birds and dinosaurs* in your Netflix queue! 🦖🍕