🚨🔍 HOLD UP, FOLKS! You thought Curiosity Stream was just your grandma's Science Netflix? THINK AGAIN! 💥💰 These brainiacs just leveled up and became an AI-licensing FIRM. 🍕💡 Yes, you read that right. Instead of just streaming docuseries about black holes and penguin cuteness, they’re like, “Yo, we’re here to license AI!” 💀🤖 Imagine a world where your Netflix is like, “Hey, wanna pay an extra $10 to watch Netflix’s Netflix? Or how about a documentary narrated by a deepfake Morgan Freeman? 🤯” The Venn diagram of cringe and stonks is officially a CIRCLE! 😂🤑 👩‍💻 *“I can’t believe we’re selling our brains' leftovers now,”* said a *totally not real* developer during the company’s latest Zoom call. *“But hey, it’s either this or selling shirts that say ‘I’m curious!’”* 🔥 In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Curiosity Stream just became the Fast & Furious of streaming. 🚗💨 Who needs content when you can license a bunch of code? This is fine. ⚡️🔥 MARK MY WORDS: next year, we’ll be binge-watching LIVE holograms of Newton arguing with Einstein while eating popcorn and the world will just 🙃 be okay with it. #CuriosityStream #AIonDemand #WhatIsReality?