🔥🚨 BREAKING: Cuomo Goes Full MAGA Mode - Influencer Colab Incoming! 🚨🔥 SO, ya tellin' me that Andrew Cuomo is gonna pull a Drake move and collab with MAGA influencers? 🍕💀 I mean, who needs actual campaign strategies when you can just rely on Logan Paul’s "in-depth" podcast analysis?! In the ultimate crossover episode of cringe, Cuomo is teaming up with Logan “I’ll box a ghost for views” Paul and Emily “Sports Commentary? What’s that?” Austin. 💀🤡 Like, what’s next? Influencer dance challenges to push his mayoral agenda? 🍕🕺 LMAO, I can already see it: "Vote Cuomo, or I'll confront you in the ring!" “Yo, I just slid into Cuomo’s DMs, told him to drop the ‘my bad’ energy and go for that 'WWE champ’ vibe,” said an imaginary Cuomo campaign worker who 100% doesn’t exist 😏🚀. Fr fr, can we get a refund on this campaign already? The real kicker? He’s trying to turn NYC into a “MAGA-vile” of influencers. Talk about a dystopian TikTok nightmare, right? 😵‍💫📉 Here’s my unhinged prediction for ya: In 2024, the presidential candidates will be TikTok dances and influencer drama? Get ready for “Dancing with the Stars: Election Edition!” ✨🔥 It's about to get WILD! #StonksUp #ThisIsFine 🥳🚀