🚨🤑 ALERT! CRYPTO CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP! 💪🚀 Y'all, CoinGecko just dropped the hottest mixtape of the century. 🎤📈 They said, “Hold my stonks” and BOOM! 💥 Crypto’s market cap skyrocketed a whopping 6% like it just chugged 5 energy drinks! 💰💎 From $3.77T to a juicy $4T 🍔💸—we’re back, baby! That's like watching your meme stocks recover after the market tries to pull a fast one 😱. Poor Bitcoin was feeling like this is fine dog 🐶🔥 over the weekend, but now it's vibing like Drake in the "God’s Plan" music video. Meanwhile, Trump’s out here playing chess with US-China trade vibes. 🥴 I can just picture him saying, “Look y’all, I got this crypto thing under control. Just don’t ask what blockchain is.” 🤡🗣️ **Fake Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we were all just holding our breath, shilling hard, and praying to the crypto gods. If this doesn’t work, I’d just suggest we all invest in NFTs of cats!!" 😹💀 🔥 BUT WAIT! Here’s the hot take: Brace yourselves! Future prediction—next week, some crypto will become a cult! 🚀💀 Think ‘Doge but Skynet.’ Join the pack or get left behind. NO CAP! Share if you agree! 👇💬🔥