💚🚀💀 **BREAKING: GREEN DILDOS RAINING DOWN ON WNBA COURTS!** 💀🚀💚 What in the crypto-meme madness is happening?! 🤡 Are we seriously talking about *green dildos* being the new currency of choice for WNBA fans? Like, fam, I knew memecoins were volatile, but this is next-level chaos! 💸🌧️ Here’s the tea ☕: Two dudes, Delbert "Green Goblin" Carver and Kaden "Not So Sly" Lopez, decided to express their love for the game and possibly their *unhealthy obsession with memecoins* by tossing these *neon dreams* on the court. R.I.P. to the dignity of every player involved. Imagine dribbling while dodging a flying green phallus—*that’s a hard pass*. 🤷‍♂️🔥 ⬇️ *Leaked Developer Quotes:* - "We thought it was like stonks but for pleasure - turns out it’s just a **whacky** way to say 'I need help'.” - Some clueless dev somewhere. Meanwhile, crypto bros are sitting back, laughing like the "this is fine" dog as WNBA fans seethe. “What’s next, lizard people on the court?” No cap, if the trends keep up, we might just see inflatable unicorns and NFT rainbows flying in next. Prediction: By 2025, all sporting events will be sponsored by memecoins and inflatable adult toys. Get ready for that dystopia, fam! 🌈💀🔥🤖 *#WNBAtoiletpaperbet*