🚨⚡️BREAKING NEWS! ⚡️🚨 President Trump went from “Bitcoin is a scam” to “I LOVE CRYPTO – It's like a digital gold rush, y'all!” Wow, talk about an unexpected plot twist! 🤡💰 Here’s what went down: picture this 🖼️ – a glitzy table at Mar-a-Lago, filled with crypto execs, lobbyists, and Trump’s biz homies, all chanting the sweet nothings of blockchain and stonks 📈🔥. One exec reportedly said, "Mr. President, what if I told you Bitcoin is like a fabulous gold nugget but on your phone?!" And Trump was like 😱 "YUGE!!!" Meanwhile, the crypto bros were sitting in the corner like 👀, ready to pledge allegiance to the orange overlord. Lobbyists were probably handing him some popcorn while they waited for him to sign those sweet, sweet crypto bills. “This is fine,” they probably said while Bitcoin crashed to $10…again. In a shocking twist, I can see it now: Trump launches a gold-plated NFT collection – "TrumpHODL" – where each one features him in various outfits ranging from "pajamas during an emergency briefing" to "suit made entirely of wads of cash." 🚀👔💀 So what’s next? If crypto can turn a heritage Republican into a Dodge Coin stan, expect some serious meme manipulation from the White House 🔮. New prediction: Fortnite dances will be incorporated into the next presidential campaign! 💃🕺💰✨🔥