🔥💰💀 YO, crypto degenerates, gather 'round! You thought we were cruising to the moon? 🚀 Well, surprise, surprise! It turns out the Senate just put a wet blanket on our stonk party! 🤡💸 So like, TD Cowen is over here raising the odds of a crypto market structure bill passing from a whopping 33% to a wild 40%! 😂 But let’s be real, that's just like saying your WiFi is 40% effective when you're on the toilet – talk about a major *cope*! 💩📶 Meanwhile, Benchmark is out here begging for more Democratic love because apparently, “Clarity Act” is just code for “let's take a meeting for three weeks while we all pretend to know what blockchain is”! 🤖📉 *INSERT image of Drake pointing to the 33% and then the 40% just to roast the absurdity here!* But don’t trip, fam! These analysts just want to sell you some hopium while they sip from their overpriced lattes ☕️. This is fine, meme face popping in every corner of the crypto universe. And here’s the kicker: in an alternate reality, where Snoop Dogg is president and Dogecoin is the national currency, this bill passes with a 99% chance 😂🍕. So buckle up, because in 2024 we’ll all be riding in our Lambo 🚗💨 or crying in our basements, no cap. Degen life, baby! #HODL #LFG