Yo, tech fam! 👀💀 Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Ted Cruz just dropped an AI bill that sounds like it was written during a 4 AM Taco Bell binge. 🌮🚀 Apparently, we’re about to enter the "Bribery Olympics" where Big Tech can throw $$$ at Trump to dodge safety laws like it’s dodgeball in gym class. 😳🔥 Critics are like, “This is fine” 🐕‍🚒 but really it’s more like "Don’t let my kid near that algorithm." 🤡🤖 Imagine AI with the regulatory oversight of a toddler with a candy stash—sweet deals all around! 🚫🍬 *Leaked developer quote*: “I mean, who needs safety when you can advance American leadership, right? 🤷‍♂️” Yeah, fam, STONKS 💰 but also hard cringe. 😬 For the true galaxy brains out there, this means we might be one human catastrophe away from AI that makes my ex look stable. Seems like Cruz is trying to ensure we don’t just innovate but also annihilate. 💀💥*Drake meme pointing at the chaos*: YES to innovation, NO to end-of-the-world vibes! 😱 **Hot take alert:** I predict that by 2025, AI will have taken over the Oval Office, and Trump will be asking Siri for advice on fiscal policy. 🤖🤪 So buckle up, folks, we’re going full chaotica mode! ⚡️💥💃 SHARE IF YOU FEEL THIS ENERGY! 🔥👑