🎉🔥 BREAKING: Crunchyroll's new Manga app is dropping like it's hot on Oct. 9! But let's be REAL for a sec: do we REALLY need another app to scroll while ignoring our responsibilities? This isn’t a new way to procrastinate, it’s a DEATH STAR of distractions! 🤯🚀 💸 Picture this: you’re streaming 15 different shows while pretending to exercise, and now you’re gonna be reading manga too? This is our life now. It’s like trying to juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle on a tightrope! 🎪💀 Talk about a multi-tasking glow-up, but also a recipe for impending chaos! “Leaked Developer Quote” 🗣️: “We realized people love anime but hate their lives, so why not combine the two? If they can binge-watch TIDAL WAVE levels of content, they can read manga and forget reality, bruh! 🤡” Got curated lists? That’s called “giving me MORE ways to ignore my life!” 😩💔 Meanwhile, if you're not reading Jujutsu Kaisen while crying into your instant ramen, are you even living? So get ready, folks! 🤖 October will be the month where you officially become a professional weeb! My bold prediction? Soon, Crunchyroll will create a therapy app for all the emotional trauma their shows inflict on us! #Based 😏🚨💥 📈💔 Stay tuned, or be left in the dust as we all become manga-munching zombies! 🍜💀