🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: CRKD is about to drop a DRUM CONTROLLER, and it’s got me feeling like a rhythm god! 🎸🥁 Forget Fortnite Festival, it’s all about that Clone Hero life now, fam! 💀💥 Just when you thought the gaming accessory scene was as exciting as watching paint dry 🎨🤡, CRKD struts in like, “Hold my energy drink! Watch me slap together a drum kit that even your grandma can shred on!” 🥁🔥 With four colored pads and fancy cymbals, it's like Rock Band and Guitar Hero had a baby, and the baby is CRKD! In a recent blog post, they said they’re mixing “good lessons and bad,” basically saying, “Remember that one time we accidentally made a controller that felt like a wet noodle?” 🤔💦 💰 For real, one dev said, “If it doesn’t have the feel of a real drum kit, does it even exist?” Like, okay Mr. Phil Collins, chill. 😤 But here's the tea ☕️: Rhythm games may be chillin’ in the indie scene, but they’re about to make a major comeback in 2026, alongside Nintendo's mega drop of Rhythm Heaven Groove! 🕺🚀 PREDICTION TIME: Watch out, Fortnite players! By 2026, you’ll be DRUMMING in the middle of your build fights, and all the builds will collapse under the weight of your sick rhythms! Calls it now! 💣💥 This is fine.