🎉🎬 HOLY COW, film buffs! If you thought Criterion Collection DVDs were just for dusty shelves and pretentious film snobs—think AGAIN! 🤓💀 They're like the holy grail of cinema, and RIGHT NOW, they’re being handed out for half-off at Barnes & Noble! 🤑💰 YUP, you heard that right! 🎉🤑 You can snag cult classics and psychological drama flicks for a price so low, even your broke college friends could afford it. 📉🔥 It's the ultimate glow-up, like Drake pointing to these deals, saying, “Y’all better cop that!” 👀🤑 But wait—Amazon is in on the action too, flexing those half-off prices like they’re about to break the internet. 💪👾 #Stonks, am I right? 📈💥 ✨ Imagine the possibilities: "This Is Spinal Tap" for your next Zoom movie night while everyone pretends to care. Classic! 🙌 Get ready for discourse, boys—because nothing says "I’m cultured" like buying a film you won’t even watch! This is fine… right? 😂🔥 Leaked developer quote: “I thought selling these DVDs at half-price was a mistake… but I regret NOTHING!” 🕶️💁‍♂️ 🔥💥 Hot take: If you don’t buy at least 5 Criterion DVDs while pretending to be a film connoisseur, are you even living? 💀🤣 👀Prepare for the ultimate flex! Don't sleep on this! 💤💥 #CriterionCrisisMode!