🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: VideoShops is BACK and they just raised a whopping **$42M seed** 💰💰 to let creators sell their **personalized storefronts**! And guess what? NO minimum followers, fam. Just a PM to your grandma and BOOM you're an e-commerce tycoon! 😂👑 Imagine a world where you can drink your overpriced oat milk latte ☕ and successfully shill sunglasses from a company that doesn't even pay taxes while wearing 5 different hats. This is NOT an ad—it’s just how influencers be living in 2023. 🤡 In a leaked dev chat, one named "ManicMallCop" said, "Dude, we’re basically giving the keys to the castle to anyone with WiFi and a dream. What could possibly go wrong?” *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🤭🔥 Are we ready for the inevitable rise of cringe? Influencers posting videos like, “Here’s why my cat is endorsing this blender" while they seethe over not getting that brand deal! This is fine. 🐱🔪 Prediction? By 2025, influencers will be selling their own kidney beans for stonks and we’ll all be crying in the corner of our Zoom meetings while they flex on TikTok! 🚀💀 Are we ready for the *Shopocalypse*? 😱👀 Share if you relate!